Farm rules

I shouldn't need to say this, but:

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  1. Hugh WalterAugust 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM

    Tomerton's on the Welsh boarders then . . . ?

    H

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    1. tomholioAugust 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM

      :) Really pleased to see you blogging again Hugh. Did you get a chance to collect the parcel?

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