The other Day of the Daleks!
'999. Whats your emergency?' 'Um, i'm at Tomerton canal, and these pepperpot robots and their ape henchmen have sort of materialised in the tunnel. They've got guns' <keyboard types. surprised pause> 'Oh. Ok, we're going to be sending the army. They'll be there within 20 minutes. In the meantime, is there somewhere safe you can hide?' ++++++++++++++++++ Soon the streets of Tomerton rumbled as a military convoy passed by. Reconnaissance patrols confirmed these really were Daleks, and not just dustbins as UNIT are often called out for. Soldiers crept to position... ...only to be 'scented' by the keen nosed Ogrons, who find the clean soapy smell of humans utterly disgusting! violence erupted! the Ogrons themselves being so thick skinned as to be practically impervious to small arms fire. UNIT suffered terribly: the Ogrons came closer. Soon UNIT would be overrun! Although we might wonder why no-one t...